just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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