so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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