Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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