I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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