no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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