"it" just moved
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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