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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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