No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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