? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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