Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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