You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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