you traded sex for a burrito?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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