hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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