This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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