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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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