You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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