it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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