Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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