Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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