Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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