I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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