You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
