and my herpes radar will keep us safe
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Rumble strips road head = magical
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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