Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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