No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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