we have officially lost it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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