just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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