For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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