I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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