hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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