I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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