I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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