Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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