If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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