just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
