Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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