me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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