He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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