I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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