Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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