And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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