I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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