Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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