Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
