Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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