Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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