You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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