Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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