So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
