I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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