i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
