don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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