and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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