the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
