I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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