I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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